Careers

• Dishwasher

  Kitchen Open indefinitely

  The sous chef has never once washed up. Experience with woks essential.

• Third cat

  Kitchen Closed

  Applications closed by the two current cats, without discussion.

• Food critic

  Dining room Filled

  The position is held by every guest, from the first course. Unpaid.

• Doorman

  Front of house Not required

  The door is a regular apartment door. Guests have so far managed.

To apply, book a table and offer to do the dishes.